(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
Teacher, I was feeling a bit bored,
so I went and learned mod-pi.
What? Mod-pi?
I mixed modern dancing and piano!
- You startled me. / - My new hobbies.
Teacher, I got a new girlfriend.
But I don't know what to call her.
She's like a doll, so I want to call her Barbie.
She's cute, so I want to call her baby.
I also want to call her sweetie.
So I mixed those three nicknames!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Barbie, baby, sweetie...
Baby, Barbie, sweetie!
Ba-bar-swee!
The soup's too salty! Ba-bar-swee!
Everyone!
Ba-bar-swee!
Teacher, I have to move house...
- But I'm not sure where to move. / - Move house?
I hear Jongno is nice.
And Gwanak.
I also heard Gyeyang in Incheon is nice too.
That's why I mixed those three places!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Jongno, Gwanak, Gyeyang...
Gyeyang, Gwanak, Jongno!
Gye-gwan-jong!
Gye-gwan-jong! Gye-gwan-jong!
Gye-gwan-jong!
No matter where you are! Gye-gwan-jong!
Everyone!
Gye-gwan-jong!
This has been DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright.
Good job, Mix Sejin.
Who wants to talk first?
Hello, teacher!
Hello.
I run the mart nearby. I'm Mr. Toto.
What brings you here, Mr. Toto?
Who made this app?
Who made Instagram?
What's wrong with Instagram?
I was on it all night!
I started looking through it on the bus.
Like.
Like. Like.
I clicked like on my ex-girlfriend!
Oh, no...
I have to get off this bus.
It's the last stop!
This won't do...
Now that I saw everything on my timeline,
I should stop.
Someone made a new post!
I got a message.
"Have a nice day today."
She's pretty too.
Who is this?
It's a gambling site!
Teacher, click like on my photos.
Click like!
Would you stop it?
Hashtag, Kim Daehui got angry.
Hashtag, but he's still my comedy role model.
Hashtag, Kim Junho.
Go sit down!
I'll be back next time.
Alright, Mr. Toto. Good job.
- This is tiring. How about a break? / - Yes!
- Time for a nap. / - Teacher!
- Yeah? / - We have homework due today.
- Oh, right. / - What's your problem?
I forgot.
Take your homework out.
Who didn't do their homework?
Me!
What? You?
♪ Yamsaeng, Yamsaeng ♪
♪ I didn't do my homework ♪
Hello, teacher.
I'm the mild-mannered model student, Yamsaeng!
Are you proud of forgetting your homework? Quiet!
Zip.
So why didn't you do your homework?
Teacher, I was preparing for a tournament.
What kind of tournament?
Yesterday...
Oh, a shot-put tournament?
No, a cheerleading tournament.
He's good.
What are you doing?
Are you playing games with me?
Teacher, I'm not right in the head.
I'll do the invisible chair to get my head on straight.
Alright, do that and reflect.
- Invisible chair. / - That's hard.
I need to focus...
What the...
The chair broke.
I'll go sit down.
Hey, get back here!
So that's how it is?
Oh! I have an iron chair here.
It's so heavy!
This looks totally sturdy.
There's no way this one will break.
Sit here and reflect.
Teacher.
I don't see a chair.
You're miming all of a sudden...
Why?
Would you be quiet?
Zip.
Oh, my blood pressure...
Yamsaeng, why are you misbehaving so much?
Teacher...
Was it so wrong to crack a few jokes?
Yamsaeng... When someone makes a mistake,
they should repent.
When I was your age,
I even stole to be a rebel.
But I really regret it now.
Teacher...
Yeah.
Is this the police? I'd like to report a thief.
Hey, what are you doing?
Time to repent.
Go sit down, you brat!
This has been Yamsaeng!
Alright, good job, Yamsaeng.
Next is CD!
♪ Please just... Even though ♪
♪ The moment I... ♪
- ♪ I'll give... Everything ♪ / - The highlight.
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
And I'm going sea fishing today.
I'll totally have swag when I'm sea fishing.
What will you do when you're sea fishing?
First, I'll tell you the fish I'll catch.
Blackhead swag-bream.
And swag-ka mackerel.
I'll put all the fish I catch in an icebox-swag.
What are you doing? Get in here.
- What was that? / - And...
I'll shoot a commercial with this rockfish
and yellowtail.
What kind of commercial?
Try it. It'll be so good, you'll cry.
What? You're crying?
Come here. Cry in my arms.
What? You want to eat something else?
Hold on.
♪ Bang, bang, bang ♪
♪ Yellowtail, yellowtail, yellowtail ♪
Yellowtail?
Who wants to go fishing with me? Follow, follow me.
What was that?
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
This bucket...
Will become my hat.
And these lures...
Will become my moustache.
Lastly, these fishing poles...
Will become my strings.
- Don't I look like a puppet? / - You do.
This will totally become a trend.
Are you all ready?
Let's start the performance.
♪ Puppet baby ♪
Fantastic puppet swag.
Alright, good job. Go sit down.
Alright, I'll go sit down now.
I'll totally miss you all.
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
- You'd better not speak English today. / - Alright.
Today, I'll talk about various fruits.
Fruits.
First, we have apples.
- They're delicious. / - Apples.
They're so good.
- There's watermelon. / - Watermelon is great too.
And this refreshing round fruit
that's very small.
Small balls.
- What? / - What are these called?
Small balls.
Small refreshing round fruit.
- Small balls? / - Yes.
Oh, come on!
Don't you know? Small balls.
Ma'am, you know small balls, right?
Why would you nod?
There's a different name.
- No, teacher. / - You love these.
- Just say it. / - There's no other name.
Just say it.
- Say it. / - Don't!
- No! / - Don't use English!
- Keep it in! / - You said no English!
- Don't! / - No!
Cherry!
C-H-E-R-R-Y!
Cherry!
Sweet and sour cheery.
Dried dark frozen average sized santina cherry.
Tom and Cherry.
Yeonggu and Ddaeng-cherry.
Lee Seung-cherry.
This is a Korean expression.
Which one?
Even in a tiger's den,
just stay cherry to survive.
Until everyone in the world
loves Gag Concert and Hangeul...
Bye-bye!
(In-study-gram)
We're ahead of Mensa High School.
We're Up Top High School.
The grades for your exams are out.
- Min Seongjun. / - Yes.
- Jang Junhui. / - Yes.
You all should keep studying hard.
That's it.
Please, please...
Please...
What is it?
Seongjun, I bombed the exam.
How many did you get wrong?
I got one wrong out of 500.
Are you insane?
Don't you want to go to college?
How could you get one wrong out of 500?
I guess I've been getting too much sleep.
How many hours do you sleep?
2 hours a day.
Are you insane?
Did you take sleeping pills?
How can someone sleep for 2 hours a day?
Is your back okay?
You'll get bedsores sleeping for that long.
I know that!
But I can't help it. My brain isn't meant for studying.
I've given this a lot of thought.
I'll just go to Harvard.
Are you trying to ruin your life?
Why don't you just go to Seoul National University?
Seongjun!
Hey, Seongjun. It's your fangirl.
Seongjun, why won't you accept my feelings?
Hey, I told you not to bug me when I'm studying.
Seongjun, I even brought you a gift.
I'm sorry.
But no matter what you brought, I'm not interested.
So don't get your hopes up.
It's a new workbook.
What? Where did she get that?
Smell that new book smell.
I want to work on these!
Seongjun! Just accept it.
So you'll accept my feelings for you now?
Take this back.
Why?
I did all those yesterday.
Geez...
I knew it.
I can't take this anymore.
Eat up and study hard, you two!
Eat up and study hard?
There's no time to eat!
I'm so angry that I can't study anymore.
Hey, what are you going to do?
I'm going to listen to an internet lecture.
Hey, hey, hey. Close those books! Close them!
Hey, hey, hey.
Take it easy.
You're scaring them.
You two are such nerds.
Hey, give me everything you have.
Come on...
I said to give me everything you have.
Here.
Not your money!
I mean all your homework.
I'm going to solve them all.
Just take my money!
I'm going to learn all this knowledge myself!
Please leave a few of them for me!
- Please... / - Hey, hey!
Take it easy.
Get back here.
Oh, sorry, man.
I said to take it easy on them.
You scared him.
- Sorry. Get back to studying. / - Thanks.
Question 1 is 5.
Question 2 is 1.
What are you doing?
Question 3 is 1.
Stop it!
Question 4 is square root of X squared
plus 2X plus 1.
I solved them all.
Hey! You two, get over here.
- What? / - Seongjun...
What's your problem?
What?
Don't bully him. He gets bad grades.
So are your grades that good?
Follow me to the library.
Hey, I'll handle this.
Butt out, 3rd best grades in school!
How dare you?
- Come to the library. / - You want to throw down?
- Let's do this. / - Yeah?
Hey, hey!
- It's the teacher! / - What's all the ruckus?
How dare you kids fight in school?
That's it.
For one week,
you guys have to rest during break time.
No!
Hold on, hold on! Teacher!
Rest during break time?
How dare you glare at me and talk back?
That's it.
Just you!
For the next class,
I want you to lie down in the nurse's office.
Oh, no!
Teacher! Just let me study!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
Hello, everyone.
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is this iron.
We've brought in the developer and CEO, Yoo Minsang.
Hello!
The best iron.
That's right, people.
Yoo Minsang's iron is wireless.
You just need to charge our iron for one hour.
Then you can use it for 10 seconds.
10 seconds for an hour charge is too short.
Why? That's plenty of time.
Men, we ironed all our clothes in 10 seconds
when we were in the army.
Oh...
You didn't go to the army...
Even public service workers have...
Just because you were in the marines...
Oh...
Yoo Minsang's iron can
iron a bunch of different fabrics.
It can iron silk, wool
and squeeze out herbal medicine.
That's not the same function.
Go to your nearest oriental clinic for herbs
and squeeze out that herbal medicine.
Nobody would actually do that.
Let's bring out homemaker Kim Suyeong
and hear what he has to say.
Come on out.
Hello. I'm Kim Suyeong and I'm a homemaker.
Yoo Minsang's iron has a powerful steaming function.
You don't need a spray bottle.
I'll show you all now.
Take a look.
- Do you see the steam? / - That's a lot of steam.
It's very powerful. Look at all the steam.
This is how you use Yoo Minsang's iron...
- To steam some dumplings. / - Hey!
Why are there dumplings in there?
Oh...
- Right, it's weird. / - Yes...
Soy sauce.
Why would you spray soy sauce?
Steamed dumplings are finished!
What are you doing?
They're mine!
Oh, come on! You eat them all!
What... He just came here to eat, didn't he?
Allow us to tell you more about our product.
When you use an iron,
you have to keep filling it with water.
It's a big hassle.
But with Yoo Minsang's iron,
you never have to do that.
Take a look.
As you can see...
Once you fill it with water,
you can iron for a year.
That looks really uncomfortable.
Isn't this a great product, everyone?
It looks really tiring.
No, this is a great product.
Got it?
And for housewives...
Once you iron your family's clothes...
- It's very tiring. / - Very much so.
We want housewives to have fun when they iron.
That's why we'll throw in an ironing board!
Hold on.
This face looks familiar.
You all know, right?
No, hold on. Don't.
Wait! That felt gross!
Hot! Hot!
Hot! Why are you doing this to me?
Now we'll bring in a consumer
and hear his review.
Come on out.
Hello.
I'm Jeong Haecheol. I'm 33 and I live in Dangsan.
I use Yoo Minsang's iron regularly.
It's great at getting wrinkles out
that I started smoking again.
What do you mean by that?
I got my girlfriend Yoo Minsang's iron.
As she was ironing her clothes,
she started cheating on me.
What are you talking about?
Yoo Minsang's iron is nice and smooth.
I made a highway by using this iron.
Don't be ridiculous!
Happy now?
What?
What's that guy's deal?
Let's cut to a commercial break.
Bush clover?
♪ Open up, bush clover ♪
♪ Drink some bush clover wine ♪
Drink some to open up.
Yoo Minsang's iron.
What?
That was totally unrelated!
What does bush clover have to do with an iron?
Don't you all want one?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's shapewear.
It's an iron!
Geez!
(Refreshing Statements)
Geez!
Why isn't this person picking up? Geez...
Hello!
I said to move your car.
You're on your way?
I've been waiting for 30 minutes.
Hurry up and move your car.
Geez...
Are you the car owner?
Yes. What is it?
How could you park like this?
At least show up fast when I call.
You didn't even pick up.
I've been waiting for you for 30 minutes, mister.
Are you playing hard to get?
I'm super busy, so move your car.
Lady, are you kidding me?
You're totally hopeless.
I didn't pull my side brake.
And I parallel parked.
You could've just pushed my car.
Why would you call me out here?
You made such a big fuss
that I came out from the salon
while I was getting my hair done.
The hairdresser just left to handle something urgent.
I have to stay like this until
the hairdresser comes back to work tomorrow.
What is the meaning of this?
Mister, did they do something to your head in there?
You're being totally ridiculous.
If you showed up right when I called,
you could've gotten your hair done and left.
And I called you because
I'm not strong enough to push your car by myself.
Lady, you look like you could push Earth.
Do you think today is April Fool's Day?
Stop lying to my face.
Women like you that act needlessly weak
like to act drunk when they drink with a guy.
Then when the guy goes to the bathroom,
she powders her face like a thousand times.
Until her face becomes white.
You're "The Phantom of the Opera."
Why you...
Look at all the empty spaces.
There are plenty of parking spaces.
Why did you have to park in front of me and block me?
Selfish people like you
snatch the mic and sing the hook at karaoke
when someone else is singing their song.
Who's the selfish one?
You can't handle anything by yourself.
How did you even get your license?
Don't bring your car out.
You don't even know the basics.
How did you get your license?
Did you pick it like an apple in an orchard?
Don't you know how to park and pull out?
You didn't learn all that when you got your license?
Want me to give you a free lesson?
I should be giving the lesson.
Do you know the different types of driver's licenses?
There's the level 1 large vehicles, level 1 general,
level 1 special, level 2 general, level 2 small
and level 2 moped.
I have a level 1 large vehicle license that allows me
to drive a sedan, a van, a truck, an ambulance,
a dump truck, an asphalt distributer, safety vehicles,
a cement mixer and other construction vehicles,
and motorized bikes.
I even have a level 1 special license that allows me
to drive a large tow truck, a small tow truck
and a rescue vehicle!
Let me show you.
Take a look. Look at all these licenses!
So shut your mouth!
All the cars here left while I was arguing with you!
So move your car!
No! I'm not moving my car! I've been offended!
You just want to leave after you got me all angry.
You think I'll just make you angry?
I'm going to scratch your car too!
Sure, go ahead.
I'm going to take a leak in your gas tank.
Sure, go ahead. I'll call the police.
Do that! I have plenty of time.
I'll be like this until tomorrow morning
when the hairdresser comes back to work!
- You can wait with me. / - I'm not going to wait!
I'll pull out all your hair today!
Go ahead then! I should slap you in the face.
Want me to slap you silly?
- Hit me! Hit me! / - Dad!
Oh, hey. Where are you off to?
Huh? Teacher...
What? Your teacher?
Yeah, that's my school teacher.
Your school teacher...
Oh, hello there, teacher.
My goodness...
Please be good to my daughter.
Oh, please don't.
Hana is studying very hard in school.
Oh, silly me.
I should move my car now!
Oh, take your time.
Alright...
(Two Job Republic)
So, this is the Two Job Republic art gallery.
There's a lot to see.
Hello.
I am Jo Chunghyeon.
- The curator at this art gallery. / - I see.
Allow me to explain the pieces.
This piece is from 1992...
Hey, hey! You'd better listen when I'm talking!
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm an art gallery curator
and a school teacher.
Oh, I see.
- I'll tell you about the pieces. / - Alright.
This piece is from 1992...
Whoever's playing with their phone, bring it here.
How did you know?
I have eyes on the back of my head.
I'm confiscating this!
Why would you take that?
- No photos in the art gallery. / - I see.
- I'll return it when you leave. / - Okay.
I'm painting portraits.
- I'm painting portraits. / - Can I try?
- You want me to draw you? / - Yes.
- Then hold still. / - Okay.
All done.
What do you think?
Wow, that looks just like me!
- This is how I make a living. / - Amazing.
- Want me to frame this for you? / - Yes, please.
Just a moment.
Oh, no...
- Oh, no... / - What are you doing?
I'm a portrait painter
and a funeral director.
What's your name?
I'm Lim Wooil.
Oh, Lim Wooil.
The late Lim Wooil...
Why would you say late? I'm still alive!
I mean that you should go.
Oh, I should go?
What's this painting?
- Hello. / - Hi.
- I painted this piece. I'm Park Sora. / - Oh, hello.
- May I tell you about this piece? / - Yes, please.
This piece is from
Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet."
This is Romeo and this is Juliet.
Romeo.
What is she doing?
Wherefore art thou Romeo?
What are you doing?
I'm a painter
and a musical actress.
Oh, Romeo!
Why did your face become so hideous?
I'd rather drink this poison than look at your face!
My face is that bad?
Sleeping during class, eh?
Go to the principal's office!
- I'm sorry. / - She's a painter!
Why are you taking a painter away?
- Sir. / - Yes?
Why are you making so much noise at an art gallery?
Some weirdo grabbed a painter's ear...
Stop causing a scene.
And keep a lookout.
What? What is he talking about?
Hold on! Wait!
What are you doing?
I'm a security guard at this art gallery...
- And a thief. / - What?
Do not report that I stole this.
- To me. / - What?
Excuse me!
Thief! Thief!
I got caught by me!
What?
I'm going to steal it tomorrow!
What the... What a weirdo.
What's his deal?
Goodness!
Who ruined my painting?
It was you, wasn't it?
It wasn't me.
If it wasn't you...
♪ Who is the culprit? ♪
It wasn't me.
- ♪ Who is the culprit? ♪ / - It really wasn't me.
♪ Who is the culprit? ♪
What are you talking about? He's not the culprit.
Thank you.
He's deceased.
I am not deceased!
- Have you eaten? / - No.
- We have spicy beef stew. / - Come on! I'm alive!
This is driving me nuts!
I'll leave the vase here.
What's that?
Sir, what's this?
Joseon white porcelain made in the 15th century.
Wow, awesome.
This isn't right.
What are you doing?
I'm an art mover
and a master of pottery.
- Excuse me, you're a mover? / - Yes.
- Then please carry his body. / - What?
- Oh, it's been a while. / - Why though...
- Rest in peace. / - Why would I rest in peace?
What the... What is this?
♪ If you leave now, when will you be back? ♪
♪ Good-bye ♪
What is this?
(Come On!)
Step, step.
5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
- 1, 2, 3, 4... / - Hello, I'm Michael!
Forget about all your stress and concerns
through exercise!
2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Fly! 1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic! 1...
Forget about all your stress and concerns
through exercise!
- Michael! / - Oh, yes!
- Big trouble! / - What is it?
I lost the new necklace I bought yesterday.
Who took it? Dang it...
Lift your head.
What?
Here it is.
Found it.
- Come on! 1, 2, 3, 4... / - Where did it go?
- 5, 6... / - Found it.
- 7, 8... / - Where did it go? Found it.
1, 2, 3, 4...
- Michael. / - Yes?
I guess I didn't sleep right. I can't turn my head.
Really?
- It's Park Seojun! / - Where?
Come on. Don't lie.
You can't even solve my problem.
Wow, so pretty.
Me?
You turned your head.
Come on.
1, 2... 7, 8.
Basic. 1...
- Michael! / - Yes?
I hear you're quite the devoted husband.
Oh, come on.
I hear you really love your wife.
Doesn't everyone?
Then what if your wife and
your precious car is drowning?
What would you save first?
I'd save my wife first!
Then what if your wife
and $1 million in cash fell in the water?
He's thinking about it.
Come on.
$2 million!
Come on!
$3 million!
I'm sorry, honey!
$100,000.
I'm sorry, honey!
7, 8. Basic. 1...
We have a new member in our class!
Hello.
Introduce yourself.
I'm an angel.
An angel.
An angel...
Alright. What kind of concern do angels have?
My wings were stolen, so I can't fly.
Oh, really?
How about holding your arms out and shaking them?
I have wings!
I'm flying!
Come on.
- I flew. / - It's just an illusion.
She flew.
7, 8. Basic. 1...
- Michael! Michael! / - Yes! Yes!
- Michael! / - Yes!
I have a concern.
Hold on...
Problem solved.
Come on.
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1...
There's a strange rumor about our class.
People are saying I'm no good
and they should find a new class.
Don't ruin things here! That person should just leave!
Now everyone...
Are you going to join me?
I'm flying! I'm flying!
We have a lot of new members!
Forget about all your stress and concerns
through exercise!
5, 4, 3...
1, 2... You all have to do this too.
The other way. Keep at it.
Yeah, that's it.
5... I'm watching you all!
I'm watching all of you!
(How Awkward 1)
I'm getting off here.
How awkward.
This is an airplane.
Excuse me. You can't get off here.
- Oh, really? / - Yes.
That was close.
Excuse me.
I'd like some coffee.
How awkward.
He's the newest flight attendant.
Hey. What are you doing? Get to work.
I'm sorry.
Geez...
Excuse me.
Would you like juice or tea?
How awkward.
I'm Korean.
I'd like some cold water.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Here you go.
Have a nice flight.
I'd like to make an announcement.
This is your captain, Jang Giyeong.
This flight is departing from Seoul
and we'll arrive at our destination in about 12 hours.
How awkward.
This is a flight to Jeju-do.
Oh! I'm on the wrong plane.
How awkward.
(Call Center)
Hello.
I'm Jeong Haecheol, operator for rice cookers.
I'm Lee Hyeonjeong, operator for
massage rollers that make you look younger.
I'm Yang Seonil, operator for
refreshing and stylish hiking clothes.
Buy some dried squid.
These were caught from Ulleungdo.
Ma'am, you don't need to use our roller long.
Just use it for 5 minutes and look in the mirror.
Your face...
It's squid.
Squid makes the best bar snack.
Ma'am, our squid is different. The legs...
Is removable.
You can take the hood off.
And it's easy to wash our hiking clothes.
Just put it in the washing machine for 10 minutes.
It makes chicken soup.
It can make any dish.
Scoop some hot rice for your husband and...
Rub it on your face.
It'll reduce the swelling.
And our roller can be used on the entire body.
So after you shower and you're still undressed...
Go to the mountain.
It's the perfect weather to go hiking.
Ma'am, our squid even looks different.
It's because...
Of cosmetic surgery.
But if you use our product,
it'll be as if you got cosmetic surgery.
And there are a lot of impurities in the arm pits.
Just use this for 5 minutes and your arm pits...
Will start steaming.
Let it steam and then open up the rice cooker.
Then you'll smell...
The smell of sweat.
But our hiking clothes absorb sweat.
This material...
Is squid skin.
You can just eat it as is.
And squid has white powder on it. That powder...
Is like a drug.
Once you use it and see the effects,
you won't be able to stop.
Sir, try hiking in our hiking pants.
I bet everyone will stare.
Why? Because your pants...
Has 10 legs.
Some husbands complain about the texture of rice.
For those husbands...
Just tear the mouth apart.
This part is delicious.
Ma'am, do you know who models our product?
The icon of purity. Korea's little sister...
Climber Um Honggil.
Um Honggil wore our hiking clothes.
When Um Honggil reached the top of
the Himalayas and put up the Korean flag...
You remember what he said, right?
"Your rice is ready."
It even talks to you.
Ma'am, please buy our product today.
If you buy today, for acupressure...
We'll throw in climbing irons.
For a moist facial...
We'll throw in fresh squid.
And to exfoliate your face...
We'll throw in a steel scouring pad.
Alright, ma'am...
Thank you for your purchase.
(How Awkward 2)
- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ / - Oh, gosh...
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday dear... ♪
How awkward. We forgot her name.
♪ Happy birthday dear... ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
Thank you so much, guys.
How awkward. Her breath smells terrible.
- Happy birthday, Sora. / - Thanks.
Sora, here's a gift.
You shouldn't have...
Hey, looks like we have matching shirts.
How awkward. I'm Sora's boyfriend.
Hey! What's your problem? What is this?
- Share it with her. / - Oh, be quiet!
Hey! You're all here.
Hey. How could you be late to Sora's birthday?
What's your deal?
How awkward. I'm Sora's mom.
How awkward.
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
The team to open up our show will show you
feats of strength that even shocked
Choo Sunghoon the fighter!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
We are not here to sell things.
Earphones for sale!
The sound quality is fantastic!
- Earphones for sale! / - Hey.
What are you doing?
It's not like that...
You fool!
We sell Bluetooth earphones too.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
This radish will be crushed with teeth.
You're amazing, Chilsip!
Gupal will do it!
I can do this!
Alright then... How about..
These cans?
What?
Huh?
- Why you... / - Come on...
- Chilsip. / - Yeah?
I really can't do it.
- You can't? / - That's right!
We need to talk things over.
Gupal, follow me.
Gupal, if you do this,
I'll stop downloading porn with your ID.
No wonder I keep getting spam texts!
- Then I'll do it. / - Very good!
(Do not try this at home)
Gupal did it!
Are you okay, Gupal?
We sell false teeth too.
Hold on! You can't sell things here!
And nobody uses their teeth these days.
Just do this.
Hey, move it.
- How about we perform together? / - Get out!
Come backstage if you want to buy something!
Get out of here!
Introducing the next show!
We have some amazing guys on our show!
It's the Three Fat Tenors!
♪ Do ♪
♪ Re ♪
♪ Mi ♪
♪ Pasta! We want some ♪
♪ Simon, Simon braised snapper ♪
That's a surprise! Braised snapper?
- Wow. / - Wow.
You get that white fish flesh out...
Dip it in some soy sauce...
Or on top of white rice.
Sounds yummy.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
Yeah! Make some noise!
♪ I got a food truck ♪
- ♪ I'm coming for you ♪ / - A food truck!
- Who are you coming for? / - Who? Take me.
I'm eating it all myself!
Gosh, you're so greedy.
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ As the sun sets on beef tripe ♪
- Beef tripe. / - Beef tripe during the sunset?
It's so hard to get beef tripe these days.
Frying rice in beef fat is delicious.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ I'm full, I'm full, I'm full ♪
♪ Call out to me when I'm full ♪
What are you so full from?
I'm too full to talk. Don't talk to me.
Wow...
Suddenly... ♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ I'm full, I'm full ♪
- You're full? / - You look really full.
You do look really full.
What did you eat?
- I want to eat more? / - What?
♪ Sounds good ♪
- ♪ Husband ♪ / - ♪ I'm full ♪
I'm full.
You'll probably have a big belly as an old man.
I'd love that.
He'll look like he ate all the chickens in the coop.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
Go, go, go, go!
♪ I trusted my friend as much as I trusted you ♪
♪ I felt no pressure as I introduced you to my friend ♪
♪ After that meeting ♪
♪ We naturally hung out more ♪
♪ All we did was spend time and have fun together ♪
♪ But then one day ♪
Bread!
- Bread, bread, bread, bread! / - It's bread!
Bread, bread, bread, bread!
- Get away. / - What the...
Bread!
(Ms. Shin)
My goodness! Taehun!
Hello, Ms. Shin.
What's wrong?
It's nothing.
Taehun! I don't just have experience in acting.
I have a lot of life experience too.
Tell me if you have any concerns.
I'll solve them all.
I have to move house, but I'm short on money.
But... I think the right thing to do
is to stay by your side
and root for you as you overcome this adversity.
This isn't because of the money.
- Please help me with my acting. / - Sure, sure!
What's the scene today?
A man that's lived for 1,000 years
meets his first love that's been born again.
What is it?
Because the speech of this country...
Let's go, Korea!
I declare a war on crime!
My goodness! I went back 1,000 years
and I was reborn.
I'm totally in character. Let's do this!
- Alright, then I'll get started! / - Yeah!
Why are you staring at me like that?
Do you know me?
It's me. I waited 1,000 years.
This voice...
I remember now.
I won't lose you this time.
I'm sorry.
What is it?
Did I look like a carp?
It's not that. My heart broke as I thought of
being in pain for 1,000 years.
Your heart broke?
- Does it need ointment? / - It's all better now.
My goodness...
That was faster than a snail retracting its antennae.
Let's try one last time.
Okay.
I won't lose you this time.
Let's make a promise.
Let's never be apart again.
Promise me.
Don't ever leave me again!
Ms. Shin.
It just says you stagger in the script.
Didn't you read the script?
My goodness!
I got too into it!
So I just stagger?
Like your legs just gave out.
Goodness gracious!
How do I stagger like my legs gave out?
Like this?
- Like this? / - You look like you're dancing.
- Ms. Shin. / - Director Jang!
- So... / - Hey.
- Your scene with Nami. / - Yeah.
It's been revised, so you two need to rehearse.
We're pros! No need to rehearse.
As soon as you say action, we'll do it in one take.
You messed up 12 takes in the last shoot, Ms. Shin.
My goodness, I got too into character.
I forgot about the mistakes.
You're the best at forgetting.
Does that make me Son Yejin?
Son Yejin?
That's so funny.
Hold on. Director, Taehun.
We need to rehearse. Can you please leave?
- They need to focus... / - We were too noisy. Bye.
Taehun... Taehun!
Ms. Shin, we can rehearse now.
Fine, do whatever you want. I hate you.
Ms. Shin, can we please rehearse just once?
Go ahead and run your mouth.
Alright, here I go.
I'll kill you!
How dare you show up here?
Miss...
I still need to be paid my salary.
Why would I pay you?
I fed you and put a roof over your head.
Shouldn't you be paying me?
But still... You said you'd pay me
two years' salary if I worked hard.
You're so ignorant.
Your body has to suffer if you're too stupid.
Hey, get lost.
Get lost!
Miss, I can't take this anymore.
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me twist your neck?
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Did I twist that hard?
Someone might think I'm Liam Neeson.
You're trying to make everyone think I'm violent!
Goodness... Young people these days are scary.
So scary!
I'm sorry.
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me twist your neck several times?
Ms. Shin.
A zombie?
- I thought you were a zombie. / - No.
- Are you okay? / - Yeah.
- Our drama team... / - Yeah.
Was casted for "2 Days and 1 Night."
We're going to be on "2 Days and 1 Night?"
Yeah, actors should do variety shows too.
That's how you get closer to the viewers.
I should come up with a persona.
- I'll be the national mother. / - Already?
- Director, what should I do? / - What is it?
I can't stay out overnight.
- You can't stay out overnight? / - Yes.
I guess we'll tell them that we can't make it.
What else can we do? I'll tell them.
My goodness...
I have no idea why she can't stay out overnight.
You should just sleep here tonight!
(So Touching)
Where's Deputy Yang?
Deputy Yang, where are you? Get over here now!
Where is he?
He's in the parking lot.
What? The deputy comes later than the chief.
This isn't how a company should run!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, chief.
- Deputy Yang. / - Yes?
Are you out of your mind?
Why were you late again?
I was in the parking lot parking...
And I hit your car, chief.
What? You hit my car?
Can't you be more careful?
So what happened? Was there a lot of damage?
I cracked your bumper a bit.
Not that! I mean with you!
Chief!
Chief! What about your bumper?
Nonsense! I can get a new bumper,
but you're irreplaceable!
He puts lives over things!
Chief!
- Be careful! / - Yes...
What a close call.
Hold on...
- Manager Jeong. / - Yes.
Who's going to the business trip abroad?
Oh, that? I'm going with Deputy Im.
- Deputy Im? / - Yes.
Go with Deputy Yang instead.
Deputy Im is good at his job too.
Will you be responsible if something goes wrong?
- No! / - Just let him go, chief.
I said Deputy Im can't go!
Why not?
Deputy Im's wife is pregnant!
Chief!
You're not going on a business trip abroad.
Take your pregnant wife to a trip abroad.
He promotes childbirth!
Chief!
- Get back to work! / - Yes...
Chief, you got a package.
A package.
Deputy Im, here are your copies.
- Thank you, Suhui. / - Sure.
Hello, Mr. CEO.
- Chief Song. / - Yes.
The security team says they still haven't got the files.
What happened?
Suhui, what happened?
I'm sorry.
I'm still an intern. I'm not allowed in the security room.
I'm sorry.
Do your job right!
You call that an excuse?
If you're going to work like that, quit being an intern!
What?
Starting tomorrow, you're a regular employee.
You have full access now.
Mr. CEO!
My gosh...
Mr. CEO!
You didn't even talk to me first.
How could you give Suhui an employee badge?
You should give her flowers too.
Congratulations, Suhui!
They know a woman's heart!
I love you guys!
(Love Ladder)
I'll never be able to date.
I'm Seo Taehun.
I'll never date.
I'm Yoo Minsang.
- What? / - What are you talking about?
- It's because you can't. / - I choose not to.
Are you sick?
I'm going to continue to date.
I'm Lee Sejin.
My life feels like I'm dating.
I'm Park Yeongjin.
I want to get married too!
I'm so jealous of Yeongjin and Sejin.
Why are you jealous?
I heard you went to a girl's birthday party yesterday.
Don't be ridiculous.
Stop partying so much.
Quiet.
Today, I want to tell the ladies here about
the type of guys that you shouldn't date.
Guys that cheat.
He's talking about himself.
Stay out of this.
How can you tell though?
It's not that hard.
Just remember these rules.
Rules?
Your boyfriend usually goes out drinking
until 2 or 3 a.m.
But one day at 10 p.m. he says,
"I'm not feeling well. I'm going to bed early today.
I'll call you tomorrow morning."
I guarantee that he's going to see another girl.
I guarantee it.
He could be going out to see a guy friend.
If he's going to meet a guy friend,
why would he lie about being sick, Minsang?
- I don't know anything. / - That's true.
And another rule.
- The Park Suhong rule. / - Park Suhong?
Ladies, when you ask your boyfriend,
"Honey, can I go to my friend's
birthday party at a club?"
"What? A club? Are you insane?
Guys will be all over you at the club!
And even if you say you have a boyfriend,
they'll say they don't care.
They'll say they have a girlfriend too,
but they still want to date you.
Then they'll try to take you home,
but they'll take you out for drinks instead!
They'll hit on you!"
This all comes from personal experience.
Guys only suspect what they know.
But let's say your boyfriend is cool about it
and lets you go to the party.
"A club? Fine, don't worry about me
and go have fun.
I'm not feeling well. I'm going to bed early today."
All guys are the same!
They will not lose that opportunity.
Then what kind of guys should you date?
- You should date me! / - Why is it always you?
The only club I know is the fitness club.
Please, you're such a liar.
- Taehun. / - Yes?
How about the 4 of us get drinks after this?
- I'm not feeling well today... / - Go sit down!
- You're a liar. / - I'm not feeling well.
Don't use that on us.
See, everyone?
Rather than date a liar like him,
just don't date anyone.
When it comes down to it,
you're all liars too!
Why?
Do you remember what you promised as kids?
"Mom, I won't marry when I grow up.
I'm going to live with you forever!"
I've been keeping that promise.
You all are liars!
People tell me to get married soon
to make my parents happy.
I'm making my parents happy now!
My parents are very happy.
My mom is always saying to me, "Geez, just great."
- She's very happy! / - Is that a compliment?
Now it's very hard
for people to be good to their parents.
Because they weren't taught properly as kids.
What does it say at the end of all fairy tales?
"And they lived happily ever after."
They all end like that!
They need to be changed.
Even in "Sleeping Beauty."
What? She's asleep and some
prince she's never met wakes her with a kiss?
These days, you'd go to jail for that!
You'd be arrested!
How about in "Snow White?"
The seven dwarves took care of her,
but she runs away with the prince. Dine and dash.
If the dwarves sued her, they'd win.
If you guys don't know a good law firm,
just call me.
I know a good... Oh, it's a fairy tale.
Anyway! No fairy tale ever ends like,
"And he lived happily ever after alone."
I think they should make a story about me.
- A story about you? / - What's that?
A long time ago, a comedian named Yoo Minsang
was very happy working on TV.
He ate a lot of delicious food
and brushed off the seduction of women.
He lived a long and happy life
making his parents happy.
A story like that!
Textbooks should include my story!
- Minsang. / - What is it?
I hope you end up like the ending in your story.
Why you... Oops. Thank you.
- What was that? / - Sit down.
It's not hard to become a couple.
You just have to be thoughtful.
Girls like guys that are thoughtful
and nice to their friends.
That's why I told my girlfriend
that I'd take her and her friends out on me.
She put on full makeup and an evening dress.
She got all prettied up.
So I reserved a place where we could
drink and have fun all night.
Where do you think we went?
- A hotel party room? / - A hotel rooftop.
I took her to a 24-hour pork spine soup place.
That doesn't sound right.
She got to enjoy her soju as she tore
the meat off the bones.
Girls love finger food.
- That's finger food? / - But it's pork spine soup.
24 hours isn't enough to contain all this fun.
Remember that.
And girls love being complimented.
That's why I really gave a lot of compliments
to my girlfriend's friend, Miyeong.
"Miyeong, you look so much prettier in person.
I can't tell you got a nose job.
It looks so natural."
I complimented her on her looks.
Now that's thoughtful.
Geez...
While we were eating,
one of my girlfriend's friends asked me this.
"Sejin, just how much do you like Jisuk?"
Men should act before they talk.
I threw down my pork spine bone
and I French kissed my girlfriend!
I showed her friends my love.
And they were shocked when they saw that.
Why? Because they were jealous!
You have to show them.
This is better than the candy kiss.
This is the pork spine kiss.
And listen to this.
Once we were almost done eating,
I quietly went to the counter and paid the bill.
Nice one.
Then the group chat went nuts.
"Thank you, Sejin." "You're so thoughtful, Sejin."
"You're the best, Sejin."
So I wrote a thoughtful response.
"The bill came out to $67.
6 people total. You each owe me $11."
- "That extra $1 is on me." / - He's the worst!
Guys should be big spenders.
I showed them how wealthy I am like Mansour.
- Mansour? / - I'm so thoughtful!
Geez! Why are you smiling?
- You're so thoughtless! / - How so?
This is why none of you are married.
- What? / - Happiness...
Comes after you get married.
Hello, I've been married for 2 years. I love my wife.
I'm Park Yeongjin.
He loves his wife?
I love my wife so much.
My wife is a very practical woman.
Very practical!
So tiring...
- Hold on. / - What was that?
That's how happy I am.
Before I got married and I lived alone,
I just stayed at home all weekend.
Even if I wanted to go out, I had no reason to.
But now, thanks to my pretty wife,
I have many reasons to go out.
When I'm lying down on the sofa on a weekend...
"Dear, go take out the recyclables."
So I go out. And when I get back...
"Dear, throw out the food waste."
I go out again.
And when I get back...
"Dear, what should we have for dinner."
"Braised chicken!" "Then go out and buy some."
She said to buy some.
That's why wives tend to stay in
and the husbands go out.
But do you know what's surprising?
If I ever come home late from a team dinner...
"How dare you show up here? Get out!"
I get to go out again.
So this is why married men like outdoor wear.
Boy, I'm so happy!
You don't seem happy.
And before I got married,
it was my dream to marry a pretty actress.
But now, I live with a wife that's like an actress.
She's just like an actress. With that pretty face...
"Dear! I told you not to take off your socks inside-out!
Why don't you ever listen?
I'm so upset! I can't live like this...
Hello?
Yes, teacher. I'm coming to yoga class tomorrow."
She acts better than an actress!
And this is her schedule for the week.
Yoga one day, swimming the next day,
Pilates, the dermatologist, the beauty salon...
Her schedule is as busy as an actress!
And the main character always shows up late.
Whenever we go out,
I have to wait over 30 minutes by the front door.
I'm so happy to live with a woman like an actress!
I want to give my wife the best actress award.
She's so sly...
Best actress award!
- I think I should get home now. / - Why?
If I'm late tonight, I'll have to stay out.
We're all actually very happy!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before my amazing trick, I'll show you a simple trick.
I'll show you a psychological trick.
I have a coin here.
I will guess which hand Magician Lee Seongdong
is holding this coin with.
I'll turn around.
Ready, boss.
Without any help from the audience...
I'll guess which hand the coin is in.
Abra, abra...
Abracadabra!
Amazing, right?
Now I'll try this amazing trick
with someone in the audience.
You, miss.
Yes, please stand up.
Hold your hands out.
It's the same trick.
I will put something in your hand.
Then you hide it from me.
This should fit right in your hand. A spoon.
- Like this. / - 1, 2, 3.
Where is it?
I can't tell.
Abracadabra!
I guessed right.
Now it's time for the highlight of our show.
I'll show you all the magic 3D copier.
Here's a copier.
I'll put something in here
and something amazing will happen.
Show us the photo.
It's a photo of a phone.
We'll put this photo in.
Put it in.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
A phone came out.
This is how it works.
The next one will be surprising.
We'll put a person in here.
- Magician Lee Seongdong. / - Yes, boss.
- Want to get in there? / - Yes, boss.
Get in there.
Do you have a wish, Magician Lee Seongdong?
I want to meet a partner for life
that will guide me.
- A partner for life. / - Yes.
I'll make sure you meet
a partner for life that will
hold your hand and keep it warm.
- Thank you. / - You should become paper first.
Get in there.
He's in there.
Abra... Abra... Abra...
Cadabra!
A piece of paper is coming out.
Coming out, coming out...
Wow!
Wow.
Magician Lee Seongdong.
How does it feel to become paper?
It feels great, boss.
Really?
Now I'll send Magician Lee Seongdong
to where his partner for life is.
Put him in.
Put him all the way in. All the way...
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Magician Lee Seongdong...
Meet your partner for life!
- Abracadabra! / - Boss!
What happened, boss?
Boss!
That's your partner for life.
Boss!
- Bye. / - How is this a partner?
Boss!
They make a good couple.
I'm getting a fax.
It's Kang Hodong.
Now I'll make Kang Hodong 3D.
Will this work?
Put him in there.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Hello, everyone!
I need everyone to clap their hands!
Amazing, right? Applause!